🐣 A Gamer’s Dozen 🐔

An Egg-cellent Journey into Chicken Chaos

You start with a single, lonely egg. You click it. A chicken hatches. That chicken lays another egg. And so it begins... Breed chickens. Breed more chickens. Breed chickens that breed chickens. Build the feathery empire you never knew you wanted — or needed.

Invest in questionable upgrades by sacrificing chickens like:

• Press "1" for Romantic Candles - Sacrifice 5 chickens to set the mood and increase egg laying speed by 1% because ambience is everything...
• Press "2" for an extra Happy Cock – Sacrifice 50 chickens to boost morale and fertility, decreasing hatching time by 5%...
• Press "3" for your own Baby Chicken Brothel – Sacrifice 500 chickens to open your own brothel for those still in the egg. This allows your chickens to lay an (extra) egg as soon as they break out of their own shell... 

Your goal? To test the limits of this new engine... flood it with more chickens than any game was ever meant to handle. After all, what is A Gamer’s Dozen if not ten thousand chickens in a small green square?

Credits

Made in the Zaephus Engine

Developer: Marc Neeleman
Designer: Kim Meijer

Chicken Model by Tiberiu Uncu via Scetchfab
Sounds: royalty-free soundbites via Pixabay

🐔 Features:

• Click-to-hatch chicken mayhem

• Exponential poultry population

• Upgrades that are morally questionable but mechanically effective

• No win state. Only chickens.

• Chicken Sounds: TokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTokTok

Warning:

This game contains a theoretical ending: when your system crashes under the weight of its own chicken-based ambition. Proceed accordingly.